Christmas Inconsistency

Summary


"Christmas Inconsistency" is a short satirical story that follows two men shopping on Christmas Eve who encounter a small boy eager to earn ten cents — just enough to buy his mother a pink carnation. When one man tips the boy for hailing a cab, his companion lectures him about encouraging bad habits. Minutes later, the same critic slips the waiter a lavish tip to secure better service — and the contradiction speaks for itself. The story captures the gap between moral posturing and selfish generosity with quiet, cutting precision.

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Two men were finishing their Christmas shopping late on Christmas Eve.

“Let’s call a taxicab,” said one. “We have so many bundles and it’s starting to rain.”

A small boy offered to find one for them. He only had to go a few steps before he spotted a cab and held the door open wide, the way he had seen carriage starters do.

A small boy holds open a taxicab door for two men on a rainy Christmas Eve, scene from "Christmas Inconsistency."

If he could get ten cents now, he would have exactly enough. That would buy his mother’s present — a pink carnation, ten cents apiece, and he had been watching them in the window all week.

One of the men paid no attention to him. The other fumbled at his coat pocket.

“Here — don’t be silly, you’ll give the child bad ideas,” said his friend. “He really didn’t do anything. He’ll think he can beg for anything. That’s a bad influence you’re exerting,” he went on muttering, as the other man drew out a shiny ten-cent piece and handed it to the boy, whose pale face and dark eyes lit up with joy.

Later, they stopped at a restaurant. The man who had lectured about bad influences pressed a large tip into the waiter’s palm the moment they sat down, which made the waiter immediately fawning.

“We’ll get better service,” he explained cheerfully. “And besides, it’s Christmas.”

His friend, who had been reproved, said quietly: “You don’t think you’re exerting a bad influence by any chance, do you?”

The boy bought his carnation and went home successful and happy. The waiter, flush from his tip, snubbed the next customer who failed to match it.

Credits

Unknown writer is the attributed author of this brief satirical piece, whose origin remains untraced. The story belongs to a tradition of ironic vignettes popular in early 20th-century American newspapers and magazines, where moral inconsistency among the middle and upper classes was a favourite target during the holiday season.