Mark Well My Heavy Doleful Tale

Summary


"Mark Well My Heavy Doleful Tale" is a comic farewell poem lamenting the close of Christmas on Twelfth Night, when the feasting must end. The speaker mourns the departure of plum porridge, roast beef, minced pies, strong ale, and good company with mock-dramatic grief, calling for one last brimming bowl to steady his breaking heart. The humor sharpens as his sorrow proves more about an empty belly than a sad soul, and he closes with a hearty toast to his generous hosts.

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Mark well my heavy doleful tale,
For Twelfth-day now is come,
And now I must no longer sing,
And say no words but mum;
For I perforce must take my leave
Of all my dainty cheer,
Plum-porridge, roast beef, and minced pies,
My strong ale and my beer.

Kind-hearted Christmas, now adieu,
For I with thee must part,
And for to take my leave of thee
Doth grieve me at the heart;
Thou wert an ancient housekeeper,
And mirth with meat didst keep,
But thou art going out of town,
Which makes me for to weep.

God knoweth whether I again
Thy merry face shall see,
Which to good-fellows and the poor
Was so frank and free.
Thou lovedst pastime with thy heart,
And eke good company;
Pray hold me up for fear I swoon,
For I am like to die.

Come, butler, fill a brimmer up
To cheer my fainting heart,
That to old Christmas I may drink
Before he doth depart;
And let each one that’s in this room
With me likewise condole,
And for to cheer their spirits sad
Let each one drink a bowl.

A man dramatically raises a pewter bowl at a Christmas feast table in "Mark Well My Heavy Doleful Tale"

And when the same it hath gone round
Then fall unto your cheer,
For you do know that Christmas time
It comes but once a year.
But this good draught which I have drunk
Hath comforted my heart,
For I was very fearful that
My stomach would depart.

Thanks to my master and my dame
That doth such cheer afford;
God bless them, that each Christmas they
May furnish thus their board.
My stomach having come to me,
I mean to have a bout,
Intending to eat most heartily —
Good friends, I do not flout.

Credits

Unknown writer is the anonymous author of this lively English poem, likely composed during the early modern period when Twelfth Night — the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas — was still celebrated with elaborate feasting and merrymaking. The mock-elegiac tone and vivid list of holiday foods suggest a poem written to be performed or recited aloud at the table as the Christmas season drew to a close.