A Christmas Hamper

Summary


"A Christmas Hamper" is a playful Christmas poem that opens as a cheerful seasonal greeting, promising tales and rhymes for cosy holiday evenings. It then shifts into a child's funny, self-aware confession: shoelaces that tie themselves in knots, copy-books always full of blots, hair that tangles, toys that never put themselves away. The child wonders, with endearing logic, whether they are truly naughty — or simply surrounded by too many temptations — and tentatively promises to try being good, someday soon.

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This Christmas hamper, neat and trim,
Is full of sweet things to the brim!
Its tales and rhymes, and pictures bright,
Will please you dear, on Christmas night,
When of such games as blind-man’s buff,
And hide-and-seek you’ve had enough.

I’m told I’m very naughty
I almost ’spect I am;
But, somehow, when I shut the door
It’s nearly sure to slam.
Can you tell why my shoe-strings break
And tie themselves in knots,
And how it is my copy-books
Are always full of blots?
It seems as if too many blots
Lived in one pot of ink;
But when they’re wet and shiny,
They’re pretty, don’t you think?
Why does my hair get tangled?
What makes me talk all day?
And why don’t toys and books just try
To put themselves away?
I think that p’r’aps I might be good
A little, by-and-by;
It’s very hard, but sometimes
I almost ’spect I’ll try.
But now they say I’m naughty,
And p’r’aps it’s nearly true;
There are so many naughty things
For little folks to do.

A mischievous young girl surrounded by scattered toys and ink-blotted books in a cosy Christmas room — A Christmas Hamper

Credits

Unknown writer is the attributed author of this piece, a short verse published as part of a Victorian-era Christmas gift collection, the kind of illustrated holiday hamper book popular in late 19th-century Britain. The poem's gentle humour and child's-eye perspective on misbehaviour were a hallmark of the charming seasonal gift books of that period.