An Uninvited Guest

Summary


"An Uninvited Guest" is a funny short story about a bear who escapes the circus and wanders into a school yard at lunchtime. When the children flee in a panic, the bear cheerfully misreads their terror as hospitality — assuming they dashed off so he could eat their abandoned lunches in peace. His blissfully confident misinterpretation of events drives the gentle comedy, right up until the circus keeper arrives to escort him back to his cage.

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The children were finishing their lunches in the school yard when someone unexpected walked in.

A bear.

“Oh! Hurry, scurry, run!” they shouted, and they ran — all the way down the road to a big barn, where they caught their breath and agreed it had been a very close escape.

The bear, meanwhile, was having the time of his life.

“I don’t understand it at all,” he growled, wandering pleasantly around the empty yard. “Children come to the circus and stare at us and tell their parents how wonderful we are. But the moment I come to pay them a proper visit — off they run! Very confusing.”

A bear happily surveys abandoned school lunches in the yard, in An Uninvited Guest.

He sniffed the air. Something smelled extraordinary.

“Goodies,” he said. “Wonderful, wonderful food!” He surveyed the abandoned lunches with great satisfaction. “How considerate. They left all this for me. And when I arrived, they slipped away so I wouldn’t feel watched while I ate. Very thoughtful children.”

He ate with tremendous enjoyment. “A luxurious meal,” he announced to nobody, when the last crumb was gone. “Fit for a bear.”

He was still congratulating himself when the circus keeper appeared, clipped a lead to his collar, and marched him back to his cage. The circus had stopped for a rest at the edge of town, and this bear had taken the opportunity to go visiting.

He had a great deal to tell the other animals that evening. He told it very well.


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Credits

Mary Graham Bonner was an American author active in the early twentieth century, best known for her witty and warmly observed children's stories. This story's gentle irony — the bear's grand self-satisfaction in the face of chaos — is a fine example of her light comic touch.