The Preface of a Franciscan

Summary


"The Preface of a Franciscan" follows a quick-witted friar who is robbed of his donkey, saddle, and money by three brigands, then threatened with death if he speaks a word of it. Bound by the threat yet desperate to recover his losses, he finds an inspired solution — weaving his complaint into the sacred Preface of the Mass, addressing God alone. What unfolds is a delicate standoff between cunning piety and outlaw logic, resolved with a perfectly straight face.

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A Franciscan friar was travelling on business of his order when three brigands overtook him on the road and relieved him of his donkey, her saddle, and all his money. They added a warning: if he told anyone what had happened to him, they would find him again and take his life.

The friar said nothing to any living person. But he knew that if his parishioners only knew, they would quickly get his property back for him.

So the following Sunday, as he was singing the Mass, he came to the Preface — that solemn part of the liturgy where particular occasions may be commemorated. After the praises of God, he added, in the same chanting tone as all the rest:

“Nevertheless, me, Thy poor servant, evil men have robbed of my donkey and her saddle and all my money; but to no man have I declared the thing, save unto Thee only, Almighty Father, who knowest all things and helpest the poor—”

A Franciscan friar sings the Mass before surprised villagers in "The Preface of a Franciscan"

And then he continued seamlessly into the Latin of the Mass.

His parishioners were no sooner informed than they went after the brigands and recovered everything that had been taken.

The next time the friar was out on the Campagna, the brigands caught up with him again.

“Now you die,” they said. “You couldn’t keep your mouth shut.”

But the friar explained, gently, that he had spoken to no man. He had only, as every Christian was perfectly entitled to do, made his lament before God. The brigands considered this. They could find no good answer to it. And so they let him pass, him and his recovered donkey, and went on their way.


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Credits

R.H. Busk was a 19th-century British folklorist and writer best known for collecting and retelling folk tales from across Europe. This story draws from the Italian tradition and showcases her gift for preserving sly clerical wit within the framework of popular oral storytelling.