Misplaced Confidence

Summary


"Misplaced Confidence" by Florence E. Pratt is a humorous Christmas poem about a little boy named Willy, found sobbing in the corner on Christmas morning. His cunning plan: give grandpa skates, aunty a fairy-book, and mama a pair of reins — all toys he secretly wanted for himself — banking on the grown-ups' generosity to hand them straight back. Instead, grandpa is out skating, aunty is deep in the fairy-book, and mama is gleefully playing horses. Willy's tearful confession reveals a scheme undone by its own logic.

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Willy in the corner crying! What can be the matter?
What can ail my happy little, merry little boy?
Tears on Christmas morning! — tell us what’s the trouble.
Who has caused the tears that spoil our little darling’s joy?

Little boy Willy crying in the corner on Christmas morning, in the poem Misplaced Confidence

“Grandpa’s gone a-skating with the little skates I gave him;
Aunty’s sitting reading in the fairy-book I bought;
Mama’s playing horses with that pair of reins — a present
I made to her last Friday. It’s mean! because I thought —

“Boohoo! — I thought that grandpa was a gen’rous sort of grandpa,
And I thought that all the rest of ’em were generous, you see;
And after they had all admired the pretty things I gave them,
They’d think such things more suit’ble for a little boy like me!”

Credits

Florence E. Pratt was an American poet writing in the late 19th century, known for her witty, child-centred verse published in periodicals of the era. "Misplaced Confidence" showcases her sharp comic timing, capturing childhood self-interest with warmth and a perfectly landed punchline.