When I Was a Bachelor (Nursery Rhyme)

Summary


"When I Was a Bachelor" is a short, silly nursery rhyme following a lonely bachelor whose pantry is overrun by rats and mice, forcing him on an unlikely errand to London to find a wife. The journey home proves just as chaotic — narrow lanes, a creaking wheelbarrow, and a spectacular tumble make for a wonderfully absurd chain of misfortune. Playful and rhythmic, the rhyme builds quickly to its comic collapse with an energy that makes it impossible not to smile.


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When I was a bachelor I lived by myself,
And all the bread and cheese I got I laid upon the shelf;
The rats and the mice, they made such a strife,
I had to go to London to buy me a wife.

The streets were so bad and the lanes were so narrow,
I was forced to bring my wife home in a wheelbarrow.
The wheelbarrow broke and my wife had a fall;
Down came wheelbarrow, little wife and all.


Credits

Ririro is the in-house editorial pen name for Ririro.com, used to publish carefully selected traditional nursery rhymes and folk verses from the public domain. "When I Was a Bachelor" is a centuries-old English nursery rhyme that has appeared in various collections, its cheerful rhythm and slapstick humour keeping it alive across generations of readers.